Pun-ch Lines!

Paperback 200pp
Or electronic book
Superbly illustrated by Ron McGeary

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Over 4,000 puns, word play, captions,
headlines and slogan ideas covering 43 categories from
animals to transport.
Pun-ch Lines! by Lynne Suzanne & Dee Tracy. Illustrated
by Ron McGeary. As featured
on Carlton TV's Nice Little Earners
and
UK Horizon's Dishing the Dirt documentary about
interesting pastimes.
You'll discover Pun-ch Lines! is packed with
gems like these...
Coffee:
Coffee
every Thirst-day morning!
Dairy:
A 'dairy tale' come true!
Computers:
Clients enter, save
and return!
Fishing:
Angling for a new line!
Gardening:
Sowing
seeds of success!
Health:
'Fits'
our New Year resolution!
Motoring:
Motor-vated to win a
car!
Music:
Gold-en opera-tun-ity!
Sauce:
A 'sauce' of inspiration!
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Pun-ch Lines! has 43 categories
from
animals to
travel,
to provide you with inspirational ideas. Here's
an example:
Holiday hotspots
Goa-geous
cuisine
India the right store
Rio-lise your dreams
Capital place to be
As a last resort
Makes good cents
Eiffel in love with Paris
Family days out
Ferry tale ending
Flights of fancy
Grin and tonic
I rest my case!
In at the deep end
Fish-ical fun!
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Reviews
'Dear Lynne, Pun-ch Lines! I have
found invaluable and wondered if or when you reprint,
you may be able to leave a few blank pages after each
category, as with such use, adding my own ideas... my
pages are now "scribbled" all around, up and down!!! Can
I share good news? After four sparse months, in the past
four weeks I have won... a hair do, meal for two,
hamper, books, CD, kit bag and a golfing short break to
France.' Mrs J R. UK
'I love your Pun-ch Lines! Some of the ideas are
so simple that I think 'why didn't I think of that in
so-and-so competition - it would have been perfect'.
Your books and ideas come in so handy.' Miss C. H. UK
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About the author Lynne Suzanne
Lynne Suzanne is often asked to give her expert advice
on winning prize competitions, puns, slogan writing and
the power of belief and luck.
Lynne's wins include world-wide
holidays to South Africa, Zimbabwe's Victoria Falls,
Grasse, Nice, Cannes and Monaco, Amsterdam, Cyprus,
Miami and the Bahamas, Margarita and Venezuela's Angel
Falls, and other exciting prizes including two cars.
Lynne is a professional writer with published features
in the Sunday Mirror Personal magazine, Active
Life, Belfast Telegraph, Newcastle Chronicle,
Chester Chronicle, Grimsby Telegraph, the Daily
Mail's long running Competitors Corner and
sundry other periodicals.
Lynne met Professor Richard Wiseman, who is based at
Hertfordshire University, on the BBC's Good Morning
programme a few years ago to talk about luck and
chance. Lynne was invited to take part in Professor
Wiseman's The Luck Factor research into lucky
people with an appearance in the BBC's Out of this
World programme. Lynne is
a firm believer in making your own luck and the power of
belief and positive thinking.
Other TV appearances
include: BBC Everyone's a Winner; Channel 4’s Big Breakfast;
Maths 4 Real; For the Love of and
Richard & Judy. ITV's Chance in a Million;
Yorkshire TV’s Calendar News; Granada TV’s
This Morning; ITV’s The Time, The Place;
Ulster TV’s Kelly Show; Central TV’s Winners;
Zee TV; Granada Breeze Livetime, Carlton TV's
Nice Little Earners, UK Horizon's Dishing
the Dirt and GTMV's LK Today.
Her most memorable TV appearances were winning an
audition to read the weather on Granada TV's This
Morning floating weather map at Albert Dock
and singing (terribly out-of-tune) the chorus of
American Pie with Don McLean on Big Breakfast.
But that's another story!
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