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Pun-ch Lines!
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Pun-ch Lines!


Paperback 200pp
Or electronic book

Superbly illustrated by Ron McGeary

Over 4,000 puns, word play, captions, headlines and slogan ideas covering 43 categories from animals to transport.

Pun-ch Lines! by Lynne Suzanne & Dee Tracy. Illustrated by Ron McGeary.  As featured on Carlton TV's Nice Little Earners and UK Horizon's Dishing the Dirt documentary about interesting pastimes.  

You'll discover Pun-ch Lines! is packed with gems like these...

Coffee:         
 Coffee every Thirst-day morning!
Dairy:             A
'dairy tale' come true!
Computers:
   Clients enter, save and return!
Fishing:          Angling for a new line!
Gardening:    Sowing seeds of success!
Health:           'Fits' our New Year resolution!
Motoring:
       Motor-vated to win a car!
Music:  
          Gold-en opera-tun-ity!
Sauce:        
  A 'sauce' of inspiration!
Pun-ch Lines! has 43 categories from animals to travel,  to provide you with inspirational ideas. Here's an example:

Holiday hotspots
Goa-geous cuisine
India the right store
Rio-lise your dream
s
Capital place to be
As a last resort
Makes good cents

Eiffel in love with Paris
Family days out
Ferry tale ending
Flights of fancy
Grin and tonic
I rest my case!
In at the deep end
Fish-ical fun!
Reviews
'Dear Lynne, Pun-ch Lines! I have found invaluable and wondered if or when you reprint, you may be able to leave a few blank pages after each category, as with such use, adding my own ideas... my pages are now "scribbled" all around, up and down!!! Can I share good news? After four sparse months, in the past four weeks I have won... a hair do, meal for two, hamper, books, CD, kit bag and a golfing short break to France.' Mrs J R. UK

'I love your Pun-ch Lines! Some of the ideas are so simple that I think 'why didn't I think of that in so-and-so competition - it would have been perfect'. Your books and ideas come in so handy.' Miss C. H. UK

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About the author Lynne Suzanne

Lynne Suzanne is often asked to give her expert advice on winning prize competitions, puns, slogan writing and the power of belief and luck.  Lynne's wins include world-wide holidays to South Africa, Zimbabwe's Victoria Falls,  Grasse, Nice, Cannes and Monaco, Amsterdam, Cyprus, Miami and the Bahamas, Margarita and Venezuela's Angel Falls, and other exciting prizes including two cars.

Lynne is a professional writer with published features in the Sunday Mirror Personal magazine, Active Life, Belfast Telegraph, Newcastle Chronicle, Chester Chronicle, Grimsby Telegraph, the Daily Mail's long running Competitors Corner and sundry other periodicals. 

Lynne met Professor Richard Wiseman, who is based at Hertfordshire University, on the BBC's Good Morning programme a few years ago to talk about luck and chance.  Lynne was invited to take part in Professor Wiseman's The Luck Factor research into lucky people with an appearance in the BBC's Out of this World programme.  Lynne is a firm believer in making your own luck and the power of belief and positive thinking.

Other TV appearances include: BBC Everyone's a Winner; Channel 4’s Big Breakfast;  Maths 4 Real; For the Love of and Richard & Judy.  ITV's Chance in a Million; Yorkshire TV’s Calendar News; Granada TV’s This Morning;  ITV’s The Time, The Place; Ulster TV’s Kelly Show; Central TV’s Winners; Zee TV; Granada Breeze Livetime, Carlton TV's Nice Little Earners, UK Horizon's Dishing the Dirt and GTMV's LK Today.

Her most memorable TV appearances were winning an audition to read the weather on Granada TV's This Morning floating weather map at Albert Dock and singing (terribly out-of-tune) the chorus of American Pie with Don McLean on Big Breakfast. But that's another story!


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'By the end of the first page, I was so engrossed, and there's no way I could have put it down until I'd read to the end...'  Independent review.

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Lynne Suzanne has won hundreds of exciting competition prizes including clothes, cosmetics, two cars and worldwide holidays, all from entering prize competitions. Lynne shares her secrets of success with you.

As seen on YTV's 'Calendar News',
Carlton TV's
'Nice Little Earners'
and
UK Horizon's 'Dishing the
Dirt' documentary
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Over 4,000 puns, word play, captions, headlines and slogan ideas covering 43 categories from animals to transport.
Ideal for your slogan competitions or for writing slogans and catch lines.


'Fits'our New Year Resolution' won a £1,500 spa break
'Pack-ed' with shelf confidence! won a tool cabinet
'Gold-en opera-tune-ity!' won a £2,000 music system
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